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honootaisa[Comm clicks on to the sound of hung over groaning from Roy. He's also muttering to himself.]
That was completely pointless... all we did was get drunk, and all Maes did was chase everyone away by shoving pictures of Elicia in their faces... it's not like I actually managed to hook up with some one...
[Roy shifts and apparently rolls over on his bed.]
Mornin, sweet cheeks!
[Roy screams, there's a crash, and 'Havoc' (his partner, not Jean) cracks up laughing.]
Oh man the look on your face, chief! Priceless! Just priceless!
DAMMIT, HAVOC! GET OUT OF MY BED!
[Roy picks up the nearest object - which is of course his D-Comm - and chucks it at Havoc. The comm cuts off to fading laughing as his partner is already running away.]
That was completely pointless... all we did was get drunk, and all Maes did was chase everyone away by shoving pictures of Elicia in their faces... it's not like I actually managed to hook up with some one...
[Roy shifts and apparently rolls over on his bed.]
Mornin, sweet cheeks!
[Roy screams, there's a crash, and 'Havoc' (his partner, not Jean) cracks up laughing.]
Oh man the look on your face, chief! Priceless! Just priceless!
DAMMIT, HAVOC! GET OUT OF MY BED!
[Roy picks up the nearest object - which is of course his D-Comm - and chucks it at Havoc. The comm cuts off to fading laughing as his partner is already running away.]
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Date: 2010-02-17 04:24 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-02-17 05:40 am (UTC)[sigh] Okay, it wasn't -that- bad.
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Date: 2010-02-17 05:49 am (UTC)Seee~! You just need to unwind sometimes, firebug. You don't even have paperwork here, I don't know what you get all uptight about.
... Of course, if you did have a girl you wouldn't need to drink to unwind ... [suggestively]
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Date: 2010-02-17 05:51 am (UTC)Oh, you shouldn't have told him that, Roy, you KNOW he's going to take advantage at some point ...
Date: 2010-02-17 06:08 am (UTC)... Reeeeeeeeeeally? Roy Mustang, one of us normal people instead of a circus freak? No gloves? No Flame Alchemist? I might just need a new nickname for you after all~
No alchemy, huh? That kind of sucks. Need a hand getting your firearms skills back up to speed?
Oh yeah. xD
Date: 2010-02-17 06:12 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-02-17 06:21 am (UTC)I wasn't kidding; no alchemy equals a vulnerable Roy. When was the last time you went to the shooting range?
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Date: 2010-02-17 06:28 am (UTC)... couple of months ago. [he's so lying. He's been in the Digital World since October.]
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Date: 2010-02-17 06:46 am (UTC)Even if I was sure I believed you, that's way too long ago considering how out of practice you probably were. Where's the nearest place? We can go there tomorrow.
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Date: 2010-02-17 06:59 am (UTC)... I really don't want--... ugh. I don't know. Ask Sanders.
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Date: 2010-02-17 07:06 am (UTC)In other words, you probably haven't been to one at all, so I'll be sure to do that.
But if guns aren't good enough for you, then I'll show you the ropes with my push-knives. You need some kind of protection, firebug.
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Date: 2010-02-17 07:08 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-02-17 07:17 am (UTC)GET A JOB! You need to be able to support that future girlfriend of yours~
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Date: 2010-02-17 07:22 am (UTC)You're bored.
... no I'm not.
Yesterday you counted ceiling tiles. Then tried to find their square root. And then made fractions based on how many holes each tile had.
...Traitor.
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Date: 2010-02-17 07:33 am (UTC)Look, when I first got here someone sent me a whole lot of info on that Guttony homunculus you told me about. Apparently he's here, in the digital world, and he's already preyed on a bunch of people, but what with all the things that happen around here no one can afford to dedicate much time to the case, and no one's seen him in a while anyway.
What say you and I go to DATS and ask to take it over?
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Date: 2010-02-17 07:38 am (UTC)But I'm not just going to waltz in to DATS and demand to take over that case. For one thing, it's Greg's, and it has been for a while now. I already knew her was here and Greg and I have had several lengthy conversations about it.
You still gotta find something to do, chief.
I know.
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Date: 2010-02-17 07:47 am (UTC)Look, I know you're not Investigations, Roy, so trust me when I say that there's got a be a certain amount of give and take in the department. From what I've heard a lot of shit goes down here, which means a lot of cases, and a lot of stuff backing up. You and I would know Gluttony better than anyone, and taking over the case would leave one less for Sanders to have to worry about.
This isn't a pissing contest. This is about resolving the cases as soon as possible, with the best people possible for them. I, for one, wouldn't limit myself to the Gluttony case ... but I won't deny it's the one I'm most interested in, either.
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Date: 2010-02-17 07:52 am (UTC)The way I hear it, there isn't much to the case right now. Gluttony's partner drove him to some remote, less populated area and nothing's really been broadcasted since.
But I get what you mean. And it does seem like they're always in need of extra hands in that department.
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Date: 2010-02-17 08:20 am (UTC)And of course I'm right! I'm Maes Hughes and I'm a father, I'm ALWAYS right~! *pose*
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Date: 2010-02-17 08:21 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-02-17 08:27 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-02-17 08:27 am (UTC)I'm going back to bed.
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Date: 2010-02-17 08:29 am (UTC)