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[Fifth Flame] : [Not so accidental video] [Backdate: during the Christmas Party]

[The video feed comes on, focused specifically on a certain pair of Amestrian soldiers, though both are obviously in casual clothes. They're on a couch near the big lobby tree, but neither of them are talking for some reason.

And since no holiday is complete without being bothered by walking, talking, sentient mistletoe!

One of them wanders up and tugs on Roy's pant leg, getting his attention.]

Yo.

... what do you want?

That Haku chick gave me 20 BITS to bother some one other than her.

... Haku did that?

Hey, the chick is getting married. My work there was done before it started. So... lets make this easy on all of us, mister. Alright?

Dare I ask how you even plan on doing that?

Hey, I'M not doing anything. YOU [points at Roy] are going to kiss HER [points at Riza] and then I'll be on my merry little Christmas totin' way.

... excuse me?

You heard me. Make with the kissing.

[Roy looks at Riza, a little flustered now that he's been put on the spot.]

Well? I'm waiting...

[[ooc: The entire scene and everything following is being recorded and broadcast by Hayate, who stole Roy's D-comm out of his pocket when he wasn't looking.]]

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[dhfjksh Was enjoying a nice time with Roy. GTFO Mis--]

-- Pardon? [Staring. And twitching. Pity that riffle is out of bullets right now.]

Edited 2010-12-25 07:22 (UTC)

Okay, are you both deaf?

We heard you just fine.

Then why aren't you making with the lip lockin'?

We already put two of your kind in a kitchen drawer. What makes you think we won't do the same to you?

'cause, bozo. It's written on your face that you want to. You're just being chicken shit.

[Roy sputters again, hiding his face behind a hand]

Consider yourself lucky that neither of us have loaded guns on us currently.

I have something I can throw at it.

[From behind the stolen D-comm, Hayate sniggers just a little.]

[Riza's digging around her pocket for her makeshift weapon. It's not a person, it's a plant - she's not adverse to shooting/throwing things at it. At the last comment, she looks at Roy blinking.] .. .. is it true?

[Way to put him on the spot, Riza.]

W-well... that is...

He does. But if he's gonna keep being a damn coward about it, you might as well forget this loser and go find some one else, lady!

[Orz.] I wouldn't have trusted my back to a loser.

I wouldn't mind... I think?

Edited 2010-12-25 07:47 (UTC)

[urk!]

... you wouldn't?

Now we're gettin' somewhere.

[twitch] Would you kindly shut the hell up?!

Make me, eyepatch.

[Roy promptly picks the mistletoe up and PITCHES it full force in to the tree as high as he can manage]

AAAAH--OMF! ... not cool, mister! Not. Cool!

No. [Blunt as ever.]

[As soon as the mistletoe's stuck in the tree, Riza's D-Reader is hurled at it, and there's a satisfied smug look on her face.]

OW!

[Roy smirks smugly at the thing, and it shuts up. After a few minutes he looks back down at Riza, the smirk fading.

He clears his throat a little, rubbing the back of his neck awkwardly.]

[Riza looked down at her hands, thinking for a long time, before nodding. It's just a kiss. Just a kiss. It'll mean nothing, honestly. Or so she tells herself, anyways.] I don't mind, General.

[Formality. You can has.]

[Roy sat back down next to her, looking just as unsure. Her using "General" doesn't exactly help. Figures she would be the only woman to ever get him flustered like that.

Of course, it wasn't like anyone else in his life has ever meant that much...]

[He just gets a look: are you are are you not?]

[Damn that stupid mistletoe. He could have done it just fine on his own if it hadn't interfered!

... okay maybe not, but he'd like to think that. It doesn't help that the stupid thing is just STARING from the tree with an expression on its weird little face like "do iiiiiit".

After a very long silence, Roy finally clears his throat and attempts to ignore the stupid thing, reaching over and taking Riza's hand.

Well, that's a step closer in the right direction.]

[At this point, Riza didn't know if she wanted to roast the mistletoe or just take the reigns and kiss him, damn the consequences. She decided on the roasting; It was easier.

She let him take her hand, a small smile on her face as she scooted closer.] I really don't mind.

You're not... just letting me do this because of that annoying thing, are you?

[he has to make sure. He's done a lot of stupid crap in his life, he doesn't want this to be one of them. He knows she's been holding back a lot, too, and that just makes him nervous to push his luck too far with her.]

Of course not. It's simply a kiss. [He wouldn't be pushing his luck; Logically, the attachment to the Roy before the Digital World was based on need. Logically, the emotions shouldn't have been that strong. Logically, she should still only feel friendship. Not this... whatever it was.

Emotionally, she's a mess and she knows it. Emotionally, she doesn't want to drag him down into the mess.] It's hardly anything else.

Edited 2010-12-25 11:46 (UTC)

[Right. 'Just' a kiss. He's not sure why that actually disappoints him a little, but he's not about to back down now.

Still holding her hand, he gently brushes a few stray strands of blond away from her cheek with his other hand, finally leaning in and pressing his lips to hers.]

[As soon as he kisses her, she goes bright, bright red - and responds to it, shifting so that she's closer to him. Her Logic says one thing, her emotions tell another story. A story that yes, yes she has some rather strong feelings for Roy Mustang.]

[obviously, he doesn't mind, taking her moving closer as incentive to do the same, moving his hand to the back of her neck.

And he could have gone a little further, too, if that gods be damned mistletoe didn't open its big mouth again.]

WOO! SCORE! GIVE 'EM A SHOW!

Ugh...

[Roy pulls away, twitching noticeably.]

You are wearing my already thin patience even thinner.

Well then you can direct your anger at that Gazimon with the D-Comm over there.

... WHAT?!

[Riza could have as well, up untill the mistle toe has spoken. She frooze, before turning to look at the Gazimon, murder in her eyes.]

... Hayate.

Uh oh. [Hi, there is now a nice view of the floor as the virus type scrabbled to put more distance between the irate couple and himself.] You wouldn't believe if I said Havoc gave it to me?

...

No. I wouldn't.

[mostly because Havoc is standing a good three feet away, trying to NOT be involved.]

I would like my D-Comm back now. And whatever you recorded better not be sent out.

... I can do the first one... But the second... [The jerkface gives a shit eating grin and closes it before tossing it over. And making a hasty exit, laughing.]

[Roy Mustang is not amused with your bullshit, Hayate.]

... Riza. Kindly destroy your partner. Please.

-- Doesn't one generally get into trouble for that?

He'd be dead already if it was anything else.

I'll vouch for you. He was a danger to himself and others.

[that's a totally valid ~~lie~~ explanation!]

Alright. Do you mind collecting my D-Reader while I take care of Hayate?

Of course.

[goes to do so]

Thank you, Sir. [And brb. Off to go go kill maim her partner.]

[Sadly for Riza, the thing's landed with her D-Reader Symbol (http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t249/Chalian_Muse/Photos%20tf/cvcxcv.png?t=1293283855) face up. It might not mean much, but as it's almost always in her pocket, it could mean something.]

[Roy picks it up, looking curiously at the symbol. He recognizes it as an Array, but the details are just too small to make out anything more than the most basic of symbols. He shrugs it off, figuring whatever it is, it doesn't really matter in a world where arrays don't work anyway.

Interesting that its on her D-Comm, though...]

Come on, Havoc. Let's go.

[popcorn]

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